Wednesday 22 May 2019

Travels: Malaysia (Part 2)


Day 6. 18/4/19
Kuala Lumpur

Today was an early start as we were moving out of Melaka to Kuala Lumpur. Got up at 7:30am to have breakfast at a small Chinese-Malay restaurant by the side of the road near our hostel. The menu was limited and I didn’t know what anything was, so the woman who worked there gave us bowls of soup made of sweet soy stock containing lean pork meat and tofu. It was sweet, salty and tasted home-made. Freshly chopped chilli in soy sauce was dribbled on to a tiny plate to dip the pork in to. At Omni Hostel for the last time, we waited for a driver named Izad who never showed up, so we decided to get ourselves to Melaka Sentral to take a two hour coach ride to KL, no biggy.

While waiting for Izad I met a San-Franciscan who had been travelling for a few months and had ended up in Melaka. Her name was Linda, she had been adopted by her American parents as a baby from Vietnam, and now she was on a journey to find herself; her roots; her identity. She’d spent three months in Vietnam travelling solo until her tourist visa ran out, she couldn’t speak the language and didn’t know anyone – quite the bold move. I asked her whether she had taken a sabbatical from work. ‘No. I quit my job, I sold my house. I’m going to travel until my budget runs out, basically.’

Travelling in an air-conditioned box on wheels to Kuala Lumpur, I saw how the city enveloped us and was ginormous. The drop-off point was TBS (the central bus station) and as we were trying to figure out how to get to the main station, a ticket inspector-cum-railway official scooped us up. He gave us a colour photocopy of a metro map and took us to a balcony overlooking three railway tracks. It was still hot in the city, although of a different kind, an oppressive heat where there was no breeze, but you could get blasted by air-con every time you passed a sliding door. Pointing at the tracks he said, ‘This one is fast train to airport. This is slight-ly slower train. This takes you to KL Sentral, you want to take this.’

We headed across the concourse where people were busking, begging and selling fruit. The trains are of course, highly air-conditioned and riding in to KL for the first time was undoubtedly cool. It’s a real metropolis and seeing the Petronas Towers glinting in the sun was awesome. The Petronas Towers are Islamic architecture inspired skyscrapers, hence the shape of their spikes that look like minarets crafted in platinum shiny steel. The taxi from the station sped us around a busy and congested city – skyscrapers, causeways, not pedestrianised.

The place we were staying at was funnily enough called Platinum Face Suites, which was a hyper-modern tower block that was also a 5-star luxury hotel (I still don’t get the AirBnB set-up, it was likely dodgy, so best not question it) which came with an infinity pool on the roof. The elevator had 51 buttons for each floor and our room was on the 37th. Yikes. Faux marble-top kitchen island, rose-gold statement-wall and floor to ceiling windows, from where you could see construction workers standing in the shell of another hotel being built opposite. A super impressive view nonetheless of KL’s blistering skyline. One odd sign hung on the polished wall saying ‘Be Happy’ in Cath Kidston style font, which really jarred with the minimalist psycho vibe of the room, though it gave a nod to the fact we were meant to be staying at a hostel.

I was mega hungry as we hadn’t eaten yet, so we got a Grab to an Indian restaurant. The driver was agile, dashing in and out of traffic jams during rush-hour, which in KL strikes at 3 o’clock he told us. We were dropped off outside a restaurant called IndianSpices Village. They laid out a huge banana leaf to use as a plate then served up an array of small dishes, each containing different sauces and curries, which were juicy and spicy and devourable, served with roti, poppadoms and rice. Heaven of flavours and textures. I ordered fried bittergourd that did not disappoint! Maybe the best bittergourd I’ve ever tasted - crispy, crunchy and bitter.

After gorging and cooling off in a/c we walked in to the muggy, polluted, metropolis atmosphere. From the main station we would take the KTM commuter train to the end of the blue line, to Batu Caves, where there is a large Hindu temple built in to the side of a mountain. You get tokens here instead of train tickets, like poker chips and as I was waiting for the train, I dropped mine out of my pocket. A nice woman held me gently by the arm to pass it back and I was left stunned; for not being used to close proximity or physical contact with strangers in London. She was simply being kind and that was the surprise.

When the train came, I immediately fell asleep because it was nice and cool, and I had a belly full of curry. I woke up at Batu Caves, the terminus. Here is a massive cave complex on the outskirts of the city where a Hindu temple has been built inside the rocks, with 272 bombastic, colourful steps leading up to it. There are monkeys who are unafraid of tourists picking up junk food everywhere. Up the flight of stairs I saw a monkey vomit in to his palm then fling it at some tourists who were climbing; I made eye contact with the monkey and he didn’t look guilty, only tired of life.



The monkeys were the highlight of the Batu Caves because the Hindu temple and statues inside it were sort of dilapidated and tacky at the same time. There were those aggressive purple strip lights you might see in a club, highlighting the ceiling and garishly painted peacock statues adorning rocks. Some of the temples had worshippers in, but mostly it was pigeons and people trying to entice tourists to buy a garland or get a white stamp on their forehead. There were also wild chickens and cockerels scraping at the ground. It’s much busier at pilgrimage and festival times, I hear, but when I was there it was empty. I did see an interesting statue of a blue god who had been grotesquely cut in half from head to waist by a sword.

Walking back down the steps you could see the smoggy heat haze off KL in the distance. I wanted to get back before nightfall, so I could get the most out of the rooftop pool with a view of the city. We departed the Batu Caves, passing by a turtle pond crammed full of them, where a vendor was throwing in stale bread. Got back on the train and arrived at the station, Dang Wangi, nearest to our Platinum Face Suites. We swung by a Seven Eleven on the way home and picked up banana leaves containing rice and chicken curry that you heat up in the microwave and an array of saccharine drinks.

Dressed for a swim, we hit the button for the 51st floor where there was a luxury swimming pool, lit up from within to make the water glow azure. You could swim right up to the sheer edge where the water looks like it’s falling in to the city. The view of the city was wow. The glinting Petronas Towers were bang in the middle emanating a white light from its spires, and all the surrounding buildings glittered, while other skyscrapers showed-off multi-colour light displays. There were also a lot of hi-tech selfies going on in the pool, with much posing and torch flashes for front-lighting. One father was getting his photo taken by his entire family who acted as paparazzi. I took half a dozen photos for a model-esque group of friends, who were in the most fashionable swimwear that made each of them look like a Sailor Moon character, with their long legs and minuscule waists.

The rooftop infinity pool felt luxurious and ridiculous and I was already looking forward to seeing more countryside. That night we went back to our en suite room with a skyline view and had a bath, then slept soundly until the morning, when again we would be on the move.

Day 7. 19/4/19
Cameron Highlands

It was a hot and dry walk leaving Platinum Face Suites across tarmac roads with cars whizzing by to reach the metro. First thing’s first, I had to get breakfast, so I found a food court in KL Sentral station. I had a big bowl of curry mee noodle soup, which was both creamy and spicy and an ice matcha latte that was insanely sweet and tasted a bit like melon (that could have been why it was so green – maybe it was melon flavoured and not matcha.) The sugar rush helped us find a phone shop, where we got hold of a Malaysian sim card for my Nokia banana-phone, which was way cheaper than paying for roaming charges. Smart moves.

From TBS bus station we got the next ticket available to the Cameron Highlands. It would be a four hour journey so I stocked up on snacks and got comfy. The ride went by relatively quickly. When the bus started winding up mountain roads, I knew we were getting close, as we drove over deep valleys cut in to verdant jungle and reddish rock. I was scared of the tight bends, but Aidan told me these were pretty mild turns for a mountainside, plus these roads were in excellent condition, better than the ones back in Peckham.

The Cameron Highlands is a famous tourist spot where there are tea farms and hiking trails; city-dwellers go there on daytrips to enjoy the cooler climes of Malaysia. It was amazing to see so much greenery after the city. There was only one bus stop at the main town called Tanah Rata. When I stepped off the bus the temperature was about 5ºC cooler and the insipid humidity had lifted. Aidan thought it was amazing, but I couldn’t really appreciate it because I was desperate for the toilet and running around with my heavy rucksack on, trying to find relief. I pegged it over to the hostel.

Father’s Guesthouse is really nice, low-key, full of backpackers and beautifully furnished. They had maps of hiking trails lining the walls and and a Twin Peaks reminiscent wooden reception desk, and lots of French guests. Leanna who worked there led us past a fishpond to our lovely little room, advising us that when we took our shoes off on the porch, we should bring them indoors because the dogs in the area were prone to chewing them to bits. The room had a revolving ceiling fan and a window with a balcony along with chairs to sit outside. Beneath our balcony was a fenced off area where a white a kitten was cavorting with a bit of bric a brac, and on the other side of the fence were children playing badminton.

The kids all waved up in our direction as we stood on the balcony admiring the great green block of mountain in front of us, with banana trees growing at the foot of it and a strip of village homes in between. What a place. So much cooler and fresh too, it was a delight. I was watching the makeshift game of badminton while Aidan showered, when the shuttlecock got hit over the fence on to our side, startling the kitten. A boy in blue looked up at me and beamed this incredible smile, which kicked me in to action, so I ran downstairs barefoot to the back garden and and picked up the shuttlecock and passed it back to him. The boy said, ‘Thank you’ and so the kids carried on playing. Then the small white kitten came and played with my toes and purred when I stroked her for ages. I named her Lily.



It was late in the afternoon so we couldn’t do any major walks. On the map Aidan found a waterfall nearby called Parit Falls, even though TripAdvisor warned us it may be polluted with rubbish we still decided to go. The waterfall was next to a playground and had bits of litter floating in it, but not enough to warrant a review (who bothers to write a review for a nature spot? Who are they criticising?) Orange sunlight poured in between the branches and the woodland was a nice change to the hot and sticky streets, although ominously I noticed the bugs were much larger.

Back at Father’s Guesthouse my partner in crime asserted that he would do some laundry because he’d only brought seven pairs of pants for a two week holiday. He explained he’d been going through them at an unprecedented rate as he was changing pants every time he showered from the heat. There was supposed to be a laundrette, which was open until 10pm and so we walked up and down the main strip with no luck finding it. A taxi office pointed us back in the direction we’d just come from. Finally, we stumbled upon a small room with five washers, five tumble-dryers and three small old ladies sat on a bench. They seemed pleased to see new faces and chuckled sweetly, as Aidan tried to work out how to use the washing machine, dispense the detergent, etc.

While his wash was spinning, we went to have dinner at a quite well-known restaurant across the road called Ferm Nonya. It was busy. Large round tables dominated the floor space, perched around each one was a pack of tourists finishing off their feasts. I saw the carcass of a lobster being taken away and the white table cloths were stained with splodges of dark sauce. We got shown to a seat pretty soon, then I ordered a bunch of things that looked nice - particularly I remember the baby ferns in garlic sauce. Aidan ran back for his washing and we wiled away the evening, picking a route to walk tomorrow and speculating on whether the restaurant owner was famous, as the table next to us were getting their photos taken with her, as were other people.  

Day 8. 20/4/19
Cameron Highlands, Tanah Rata

Currently sitting in a restaurant after being driven back from Cameron Valley Tea House #1. We started out on foot this morning, taking hiking trails no. 10 and no. 6 setting off from Father’s Guesthouse. Aidan downloaded the Maps.Me app beforehand, which was indispensable as it led us along trails we weren’t exactly sure about; a lot of trails disappear part way, blocked by sandbanks or cut off by a valley, so the app was useful to let us know when to carry on.

Trail no. 10 was an uphill start that became steeper and steeper, which began as a regular road and ended up as jungle thicket. We started in town, Tanah Rata, walked past a residential complex called H2O, then circumnavigated Tan’s Camellia Garden, which we almost walked through and were shooed away by its owner (fair enough, they must get tired of hikers accidentally traipsing through their flower garden.) We reverted back on to trail 10, which became a massive building site of red flattened earth, dusty and totally barren. It looked like Mars.

The trail led us to some steps that were cut in to bare rock, which were so sharply steep it was more like a ladder. I saw half-drunk water bottles left lying at the the bottom of the steps because you needed two hands to climb it, so I guess they’d been sacrificed. Luckily we had a rucksack. I’d brought a selection of sweet breads and snacks from Seven Eleven and Aidan carried two litres of water, which were totally necessary because the walk was pretty intense.

Once in the vegetation I kept getting stung by mosquitoes and my face was sweating buckets, I was scrambling with both hands and feet, everything was salty and itchy. The trees were tangled and the leaves were luscious, the climate wasn’t too humid and the heat was bearable at about 26º C. I walked over thick roots embedded in the mud, clinging on to them for help up squelchy surfaces. Caterpillars bristled, butterflies had eye-shadow embroidered on their wings, and lizards darted across tree bark. The air buzzed with birdsong and cicadas.

We shot out in to an opening high above Tanah Rata. There were swallows swooping past us with mean agility and grace, and large-arsed flying black beetles that defied aerodynamics. While we were admiring the swallows, an English bloke rambled past, it was funny to hear a familiar accent this far from home. The trail winded up to an electricity pylon, where an impressive panorama of the deep green landscape opened up before us. Surprisingly, there were no beetles or birds hovering over this clean concrete platform.

I sat down and ate the sweet breads. One bun filling was candied pork floss, another was plain sugar and butter called a Mexican Bun, all were incredibly sweet and/or spicy as usual. We carved on down trail no. 6 where we met an older couple down the mountainside who weren’t sure where their trail had disappeared to (download Maps.Me!) The way down was a muddy, slippery slope, like a log flume through sub-tropical jungle. I managed to stay fairly upright, not muddying my bum - very grateful to whoever maintains those trails for putting in stretchy long hose-pipes to hang on to!




At the foot of the mountains enormous banana trees lined the edge of a stream burbling through the forest. We walked out on to a chayote grove that was well maintained and luminous yellow-green, then further down we passed a tin shack where an old man and woman were crouching down, making tea from a kettle. It was the hottest part of the day and I can’t imagine it’s much fun tending to the fruit trees during that. We passed other workers too, looking after plots of fertile land on the way to the Cameron Valley tea farms. I saw an aubergine grove for the first time in my life and the flowers are so delicate and pretty, who knew?

On the farmland ravens were pecking at clumps of dirt. A large rain cloud was following us over the mountain peak we’d just climbed, gradually darkening the skies behind us, so spurring us on down the road. I peered in to a shallow pool of water, sheltered beneath leafy trees containing a school of wild goldfish, swimming cautiously reflecting colours of russet, fiery orange and gold. As the dirt road turned in to tarmac, a scooter passed us by carrying a kid and an adult, loaded high with cardboard boxes of snacks and dried foods for the village I could see up ahead on top of a small clearing.

The village looked like it had grown up with the planation, and I assume a lot of the workers lived there with their families. We were now entering the tea fields proper! I got to walk through irrigated farmland with the water rushing through the ground, I passed clipped round hedges in neatened rows, soaked in rich tea-leaf greenness, waiting to be handpicked or tended to. The both of us sat under a corrugated iron shelter and drank in our surroundings, while finishing off our water bottles and the last of the chicken-floss and mayo sandwiches. It was cool and serene under the tin roof. All around vibrated green.




Village kids came running over the horizon. One boy who was wearing a red T-shirt and jeans (who was sort of the leader of the gang, there were five of them) waved and shouted at us on the way, ‘Where are you going?’ I sort of fumbled a reply, worried we might be trespassing. Unperturbed he zealously ran past the shelter and turned around, stopping his other mates in their tracks, ‘Hello!’ he shouted, ‘What is your name?’ Rimi & Aidan. ‘Where are you from?’ England & Japan. Satisfied he ran off with his followers trailing behind. The kids I’ve seen in the Cameron Highlands seem to have a lot of independence and freedom to play.

As we carried on hiking, a large sign reminiscent of the Hollywood one came in to view that read “Cameron Valley Tea” running high across a ridge of a planation. In the corner of a field stood a miniature tin shack painted red. Inside it was propped up a golden framed piece of Chinese calligraphy and incense sticks, some glassware with liquids in and other small offerings. There were workers picking tea in straw hats and gloves spotted around the landscape, hauling baskets and bags over their shoulders. There were two workers in a field, one was spraying the ground with a hose and the other was lending a hand, lifting the heavy piping over the bushes. During their strenuous work the guy controlling the hose waved to us and shouted over the jet, ‘Ha-llo!’

As we entered the official Boh Tea planation (you could tell because there was suddenly an influx of tourists) a bitch-dog barked loudly at my heels, but she was all frills and no panties because when I turned around to look at her she slinked off and hid beneath the tea bushes. Clean clothed tourists were ambling around taking photos in front of the Hollywood sign and we walked up a a steep flight of stairs to the what was called Tea House #1.

Aidan ordered a large pot of tea and I sat across from him and a marvellous view of the rolling tea fields beneath us. Popping off my walking shoes, I hung my tired feet over the railings and sipped Cameron Valley tea from a cup, whilst watching the swallows swoop down to snatch midges in mid-air. The table top was red and a little bit battered, although the English tea was delicious and light, also the views were breath-taking. The moment we stood up the other tourists made a beeline for our table.

We walked out of Tea House #1 without a plan. I befriended a dog in a blue collar who was sleeping by the side of the road with golden fur, brown eyes and pointy ears. I named him Polo. He was great company as he came with us along the busy stretch of road, although I was anxious Polo would get hit by a passing car, he seemed chill about it and scampered about, rolling on his back over patches of grass, showing off his tricks. Polo followed us to the next Tea House #2, which was booming with tourists and then I lost him in the crowd.

Coachloads of tourists made their perfunctory stop at Tea House #2 to stock up on boxes of Cameron Valley tea and memorabilia. I asked a guy working at the check-out whether he could get us a taxi, and he helped out mightily by telling us to wait as he called a cab company, even though the place was heaving with people over the Easter weekend. The check-out guy passed us on to a security guard who was maintaining a stream of cars in to the busy car park. We waited in the shade of a hot day, watching tourists jump on and off of buses, quite hectic, then the taxi came to take us back to Tanah Rata.

Back on the the main street, we sat in a restaurant where I had my favourite ho fun noodle soup and drank a refreshing lime juice. I bought a notebook in a 2RM Store and five ball-pens in a pack (none of them worked. Great.) I bought another pen at a newsagent, then we went back to Father’s Guesthouse, where I found out that I’d got sunburnt on my neck. Urgh. So, I asked Aidan to slather after-sun on my neck and I took a nap lying facedown in my pillow.



Post-nap my sunburn had crept down a little, it’s always aggressively stingy pre-nap I find, you can deal better with almost anything after a nap. We walked up to a Chinese temple on top of a hill in Tanah Rata that doubled-up as a steamboat restaurant. Buttercup yellow shone from the hundreds of bare lightbulbs screwed in place; colourfully lit-up altars, offerings of fruit piled high on plastic plates, all so colourful; pinks, greens, blues, red. There were leaping dragons on the gabled roofs and the smell of incense. The clouds that night were enormous in the sky, like majestic stage-sets glowing rouge.

We then went for food at a street market in town. It was probably my favourite meal so far in Malaysia, as much for the fun vibes of the place, as the big bowl of flavoursome rice I ate. It was described as a “Cameron rice” on the menu and it was like nasi goreng; spiced pickled strawberries (a delicacy of CH) mixed in with fried rice, stir fried king prawns, baby corn, spring onions, peppers, and a savoury spicy sauce. The tastes were so punchy, and so were the colours on my plate! Totally delicious. The people sat around us were families as well as tourists, there was music, kids chasing cats scrambling between adults’ legs, bare light bulbs and football playing on a TV screen in the back.

A young girl in a bling cap was eyeing up the chips being fried in a wok by her older sister waitress. Raw marinated chicken was being slammed on to cutting boards with a big knife, being chopped up in to bits for the grill, next to an Islamic charity stall that was playing prayers over a tinny loudspeaker. When we went to pay for the food at the counter, I saw two large white fish living in a murky fishbowl of green tinged water, circling slowly, eyeing each other up. I bought a 2L bottle of water. All in all, the Cameron Highlands was good.



Monday 6 May 2019

Travels: Malaysia (Part 1)


Day 4. 16/4/19
Melaka

Catching the bus out of Singapore was needlessly a faff and Chewy’s mum helped every step of the way. She drove us to the bus station then worried thoroughly as the bus company altered the pick-up point last minute and booked us a complimentary cab. As we left, she handed us a pink envelope with Ringgit in to get us started in Malaysia, which was far too kind. The plush silky envelope was prettily embroidered with red flowers.


The bus ride to Melaka was pleasant, a long journey with comfy seats and large ones at that. We had to cross the border and I saw how the traffic leaving Singapore was flowing quickly, while there was a traffic jam on the other side entering the country. They have really strict laws in Singapore and rely on a lot of imports, so most of the vehicles in the tailback were vans, lorries and cargo crates. I felt sorry for the odd Honda Civic with a lone passenger in it stuck in the sun-blasted queue.

Aidan encountered a stranded singer of a band, who had a sorry tale about being left behind by a bus and her musician partner in Johor. She’d had quite a day of it. Hungover from a party the night before, now strapped for cash and running low on battery, she had no idea where her belongings or bandmate were and needed to get to Melaka to save her ill, incarcerated brother from his evil wife. I think she needed to get a load off her chest and Aidan was a good listener.

We got to Melaka. It was hot. I was already really sweaty the moment we stepped off the bus on to the busy main road. We walked carrying our rucksacks through the centre of town, like a couple of snails. Melaka has a central tourist spot with a replica of a Portuguese Galleon and an ornate fountain for Queen Victoria; echoes of colonisation the city has been through. It used to be the most important port town in the Straits of Malacca (that bit of sea between Malaysia and Singapore, which actually links the Indian Ocean and the Pacific, making it one of the most lucrative trade routes), so everyone wanted a bit of Melaka. The sea, however, is no longer near the city because of re-claimed land although the river still runs through it.

We were passed by a line of pimped out trishaws, which are hideous for the ears and abrasive for the eyes decorated in flashy colours, toys, glitter; banging out bass-heavy, catchy pop tunes like Gangnam Style or Baby Shark. Real tacky. We got to Omni Hostel where we were staying and Yalu met us, the earnest, considerate hostel owner. He gave us a photocopied map of local places then showed us to our neat little square white room. It was perfect, with an en suite shower, which we never needed to run hot water from because Melaka was so damn hot.



(Later that night we would be an audience to a spectacle of a storm. Lightning criss-crossing the sky, thunder that shuddered the walls and dragon-like streaks that clapped when they hit the ground. So dramatic. The rain lashed down for ages – at least two hours – the river looked swollen and buildings close by disappeared behind rainwater. But we were both perfectly cool and dry inside our room, lying on our backs watching it all happen through the window. It was fantastic, although Yalu’s hostel suffered some leaks because of it.)

The first day was spent walking around and stumbling on stuff. We stumbled on the Dutch cemetery. [Colonisation history of Melaka goes Portuguese to Dutch to English] Then walked up a great big hill to St. Paul’s: the ruins of a Portuguese church that the Dutch took over and used as a military store. Historically there was also a Portuguese fortress built around the old town of Melaka called La Famosa, but when the English East India Company ruled, they demolished it to gain greater control over the city and to persuade its inhabitants to move to Penang instead (a more favourable and strategic port for them.) I imagine La Famosa would have looked rustic and grand walled around the dusty, hot city of old Melaka.



Swallows dipped in and out of St. Paul’s Church, a few stray cats ambled about and I caught a cooling breeze on top of the hill from the relentless heat. We crossed the river and wandered over to “China Town” otherwise known as Jonker Street, which is actually the old name for it, but the new name is difficult to remember, it’s something like Jalan Hang Jebat. In China Town there were temples mixed in with old colonial style shopfronts, worn, flaking paintwork amidst brightly licked jobs. Cats were sleeping in the shadows away from the heat and those annoying tuk-tuks came past again, but the city is patently beautiful.

We found “Harmony Street” where three religious buildings co-exist together on the same street: Buddhist, Islam and Hindu. Aidan was most inspired by the mosque. The ablution pool was serene with plastic scoops on the side to wash your hands and feet with. There were ceramic tiles by made Dutch artists from the 18th century decorating the steps and pillars of the mosque. The colour of the tiles and its copper domed roof was light green, which gave it a watery quality. At night the few bare lightbulbs that were working on the outer-side of the mosque shone bright green like dusty gemstones.



We stumbled across a miniature Chinese temple on the side of a road. It didn’t look like much but while we were admiring its brash colours and basic swirling dragons, an old man rode up in his ice-cream cone trike. He was a vendor and it was probably the end of his working day. He bowed and made a prayer with his hands together at the shrine, as we two tourists faced him, watching. It was resounding to see him in that moment because I appreciated that these relics weren’t relics, they were being used. I guess that’s also the “old Melaka” that travel blogs say is fast disappearing.

There was another appealing moment when one of those awful pimped out trishaws was driving towards us down Harmony Street. As the driver passed the Hindu temple, he switched off his shit banging music, to switch it back on again further up the street. I can only assume he was doing it out of respect.

After enough wandering and me whining for food we ended up at the Geographer’s Café. I had beef ho fun that was so fresh and tasty, a clear broth soup with glass noodles and slices of beef and leaves including my favourite summer time thing: bittergourd. Aidan had yummy satay chicken on skewers with rice. There was a Mister Universe memorial garden that we passed on the way home, which featured an enormous carved stone statue of a muscle-man, next to a smaller statue of a deer and a cockerel. It was sort of surprising to see, but there had been a Mister Universe from Melaka in 1956 and it turns out Malaysians seem to do pretty well in the body-building field.

On the opposite side of the riverbank from our hostel, there was a local family taking their pet tortoises out for exercise and feeding. The largest tortoise, probably weighing in at about 250 kg and generations old, plodded towards its owner who fed him spinach leaves folded over to make a kind of dense spinach sandwich. The giant tortoise snapped at her wads of spinach cleanly biting through it and munching. The middle-sized tortoise ate loose stems of spinach scattered all around lovingly watched over by children, and the littlest tortoise didn’t move at all and stood still on the grassy patch. When the tortoise family left, the owner led the largest one by clicking her fingers and the tortoise responded to her movements following her slowly down the road. A child picked up the middle-sized tortoise by holding it carefully under its soft belly, while the littlest tortoise was placed on a red trolley with the leftover spinach and wheeled back home.



Day 5. 17/4/19
Melaka

The morning was great! We went to Dim Sum Garden on the outskirts of town for breakfast, a twenty minute walk over streets that were heating up steadily. I walked over cracked tarmac with shoots of grass poking through, passed many a stray cat with spindly legs and scrawny stomachs. Hungry cat eyes. All the jungle cats have stumpy bushy tails and the most colourful eyes, yellow like shining gold or bright lively turquoise.

Dim Sum Garden was super. The staff showed us to a large round teak table and immediately offered up many types of dumplings! Baskets with steaming little buns that looked like jewels in clouds of mist were opened before for us and we pointed and picked out which ones to devour. I also had conghee, a Chinese breakfast porridge with crunchy onions sprinkled on top and a tasty rice gruel with coriander, mushrooms and egg. Delicious. The prawn dumplings were my favourite, I gobbled them up washing it down with my jasmine tea and was satisfied.

The proprietor looked like a cool and friendly mama, stylishly dressed, watching over her restaurant and her kid eating breakfast and playing on her iPhone at the table. So many women look stylish and graceful in Melaka. They wear well-tailored clothes and fitted drapery in different materials and colours that compliment each other. Headscarves and shirts and flowing skirts, also brooches and hair pins. Beautifully applied make-up, while I grossly sweat from all pores on my body and face, how do they do it?

Going back through the centre of town, we stepped in to a proper market where they were preparing food for sale. A dude was cleanly de-scaling a fish with the back of his knife, the slivers of fish-scale fell to the ground like sprinklings of snow. I saw a basket on the ground filled with sooty black eggs. There was the animated smell of raw meat. It was all happening. Outside people were selling cabbages and stems and leaves and bowls of nuts, maybe? One dog was sleeping in the shade to escape from the dire heat. So, we did the same and drank ice kopi (extremely sweetened milky coffee) in a shop. The back of my legs trickled down with sweat and my forearms and face were constantly moist.

The Sultanate’s Palace is where we were heading but for a while, we couldn’t find its entrance. When we finally did it was the hottest, most clammy part of the day, so I was ecstatic to go inside this replica Sultanate’s Palace museum, made of dark wood with barefoot entry. Yes, cooling planks, fans and a/c. There were panoramas and mannequins of the legendary princes of Melaka. An epic tale of honour, brotherhood and loyalty. A tale of a queen who gave herself up to protect her country. Heroism, tragedy, dynasty. These were the themes of the ancient culture here, when the sultan ruled in the 15th century.

Melaka’s origin story is that Parameswara, a Javanese prince (who may also have been the last king of Singapore) met a white deer fawn one day whilst out hunting. He ordered his hunting dogs to get it and during the chase they reached the Melaka River, whence the white deer fawn bucked with agility and kicked the king’s hunting dog in to the river. Parameswara saw this and thought it was a good omen of tenacity and fighting spirit; a tiny but mighty ideal, and so built Melaka here.

It was still too hot outside, so I persuaded Aidan to stay put and play a game of mancala with me at the museum, so we sat on a grass-mat while I whopped him at the counting-beans strategy game. Then we ventured outside in to the blistering heat and A walked around admiring the gardens, while I waited under the shade of a tree fighting off mosquitoes.

To kill some time before the Baba Nonya Museum opened after lunch, Aidan and I hopped on a Melaka rivercruise. It was a nice way to pass the time. Not very eventful as we rode on a boat up the river one way, then back down again. On the return leg there was some tour guide information spoken over the built-in speakers about various architectural features of Melaka, street-art (nothing special, though there was good graffiti of an orangutan) and it pointed to some Melaka trees on the riverside, though I’m still not sure what they look like.

I infinitely preferred the jangly music they played on the way up the river and watching the gaggle of grandma/obaachan tourists in the boat, who were the best dressed people I’d seen so far on the trip. They were making each other laugh and taking group selfies. One obaachan wore a hot pink sun-visor with frills on it like a sea anemone that matched her lipstick. Tinted shades, powdered skin, bleach-white clothing, leopard print scarves, these were the ultimate grannies on tour.



In China Town there is the Baba & Nonya heritage house, which is a family-run museum with personalised descriptions of artefacts, all from the same Peranakan family (half Hokkien and half Malay.) They owned a plantation and so were important people, and Baba means the father of the house and Nonya refers to the woman. I quite liked the Baba Nonya Museum because it was idiosyncratic. Interesting labels telling personal stories of the family.

The bridal bed story was vivid, where they would get a young boy with a compatible zodiac sign to the newlyweds, to roll over the bed three times to ensure the nuptials went well and the first-born child would be a son. Or, the superstition about the length of time it takes for the wedding candles to burn down to their bases at the newlyweds’ table, prophesying who will die first, although out of respect for the couple the servants would snuff the candles at the same time.

The Baba Nonya house had two enormous courtyards in the back letting all sunlight and rain pour in to their parlour, which would neatly drain underground. There were colourfully painted window shutters and cool to the touch stone masonry, wooden ornately carved staircases, which did not use any nails because of the old superstition; the only nail you’d ever want in your home is the nail in a coffin. Classic Baba Nonya homes had small fronts facing the street, but super large and deep at the back. I also heard that the sea air used to rush in through the house when it was built, showing how far the city had retreated from its shores.

We then ate a late lunch of chicken rice balls, a Melaka speciality, at Hoe Kee. It was delicious and really simple. Small round balls of rice steamed in a light chicken stock, served with tender juicy chicken parts and slices of fresh cucumber. That’s it. Simple flavours but a rich taste, sort of perfect for the hot weather conditions. We returned to Omni Hostel and had a shower, then got a Grab (Malaysia’s answer to Uber) to the Mosque by the Sea aka. Melaka Straits Mosque. A majestic mosque built on stilts out in to the sea, so it looks like it’s floating – pretty cool.


White and very simple, with stained glass windows running around the top of the building below the great bulbous domed roof. There were tour guides who were very interested in Aidan, asking him questions about Islam like, ‘Who is Mohammed?’ and ‘Did he write the Qur’an?’ Aidan answered scholarly like, ‘He was a prophet’ and ‘No, I think it was Allah’, and the tour guides were so impressed they asked to get a selfie with him. Whilst all this was going on, I had to go and get changed in to a robe so I was fully covered up. They provide you with a nice selection of hijabs at the mosque in synthetic silks and floral patterns.

We walked the mosque perimeter over the lapping water, viewing the vast ocean in front of us and feeling the cool breeze rush in through the wide open doors. I watched a bunch of school boys in matching red and black sports kit, wearing their skull caps, facing the same direction; praying, kneeling, kissing the floor together. I see why the ablutions are so important now. There’s a guy out here on the mosque perimeter taking a time-lapse of the setting sun. It’s becalming. More tourists arrive as the sun sets and we make our journey plans for the next day, when we’ll be heading to KL.