Showing posts with label nuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nuts. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 October 2019

Conkers


I am quite enjoying this rain. My new rain-mac (actually it’s old because it was bought at the Buddhist Centre charity shop – which top tip has a better selection of clothing than your average charity shop – I don’t know why) is the main joy. I check the weather regularly and always the night before, and when it is forecast for drizzle the next morning, I am secretly pleased. I like to wear my peaked hood out on the common; my daily commute to work these days because there are road works down my street, meaning no buses.

I like to pick up conkers from the common on the walk to the station. The dirt from the conkers flake off easily like sand off a shell collected while beach-combing. I collect a conker a day, then give it to a co-worker in the office. Noemi didn’t know what it was called, so when I called it a ‘conker’ she was like, ‘what’s that?’ And I said, ‘that’s what you’re holding.’

She thought it was a chestnut, which to be fair could have been accurate. I checked online and a chestnut (edible) is from a sweet chestnut tree and its outer shell has loads of spikes, like a hedgehog. A conker (poisonous) is from a horse chestnut tree and its outer casing is bumpier and smoother, like skin with acne. I have no idea what kind of shells my conkers came in, so I will have to check tomorrow when I walk under the tree for remnants of their husks.

There is also a gathering of crows every morning on the common. Round about the same time I am picking up conkers, you’ll see an even spread of crows all over the grass. Each crow has a patch of their own and they position themselves equidistant from every other crow, so they’ve got it covered. I’m not sure if this is normal crow behaviour, or if this is just a city full of crows.




Monday, 21 September 2015

Hibernation

Two weeks of this, two weeks of bliss and it’s hard to get up and do something about it. The plates are piling up in the corner of the room scenario. The washing needs folding not just moving onto another clear surface situation.

The squirrels are going nuts for nuts right now. They have pouches in their faces full of foliage, and they slither along the ground scouting for yet more nuts to store somewhere they won’t remember. Rains come and go, plump off-white clouds are ensconced in the skyscape and morph in to night time with its hazy pollutant glow.

We are in uncharted seas, bobbing along between summer and festivities that involve baubles and time is sort of sloshing about and I feel quite tired and complacent. There was a play I saw, where the protagonist turned out to be a slug or a caterpillar of sorts, and he described his home fondly as being the underside of a cool dank rock. I get it now. He was living under a rock. That’s what people use as an excuse for not keeping up to date with television or the Kardashians or Cameron; I’ve been living under a rock for the past year.

Hibernation is a want, isn’t it. If only because daylight is getting scarcer and layers of clothing are growing thicker; we could all just snooze a little longer, and move less and eat more and sleep deep. But alas, we aren’t bears or caterpillars or squirrels, and we have timepieces and electricity and appointments. Oh to be a bundle! I said, Oh to be a bundle.